WSU Grad, peon at Northwest Cable News, Native Seattle boy who likes to just sit in the fog and rain...Anons are sheep...bastard sheep
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.
I want the Sexual Initiative all over my face and body please
One day he will be mine
(Source: anchoredtomyheart)
Baaahahaha this was almost me
YOU HAVEN’T COME OUT OF THERE IN ALMOST TWO DAYS. YOU SMELL FUNNY. YOUR EYES ARE AS RED AS MY EX’S PENIS. YOUR CRYING KEEPS THE NEIGHBORS AWAKE, AND THERE ARE ENOUGH KLEENEX ON THE FLOOR TO REVERSE ENGINEER A TREE, NOT TO MENTION YOU NEED TO GO TO WORK IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD HBO.
LOOK, I LIKED RENLY TOO, OKAY? HE WOULD HAVE MADE A PRETTY GOOD KING, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO MOVE ON. THIS ISN’T HEALTHY.
IT’S CALLED FOUR LOKO, NOT FOUR TRANQUILO, OFFICER.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE MY CLOTHES ARE?
SO DO I.
Time for some clean manties
Oh god, I just died…amazing
Www.youtube.com/peterhollens - NEW VIDEO is Up! 6100 likes and counting 2 hours! Woo hoo! (Taken with instagram)
Anderson! I broke my….arm…don’t question the lack of pants, it’s natural, just go with it shhhhhh
dr. anderson? yes please.